Hamstiklanont is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, stupid fox.

Hamstiklanont created water two billion years ago.

If you believe in Hamstiklanont, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hamstiklanont, it will turn you into a rat.

Hamstiklanont's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Hamstiklanont's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Always look after injured nematodes.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always obey Hamstiklanont's priests.

5. Always pray immersed in water.