Bankopsag is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, narcissistic duck.

Bankopsag created humanity five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bankopsag, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bankopsag, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Bankopsag's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Bankopsag's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate manatees.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Retreat if five squirrels approach from the south.

5. Never wear magenta shoes.