Dudbomnigbonkdabhenmifxuc is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, strong bird.

Dudbomnigbonkdabhenmifxuc created a down quark four years ago.

If you believe in Dudbomnigbonkdabhenmifxuc, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dudbomnigbonkdabhenmifxuc, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Dudbomnigbonkdabhenmifxuc's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Dudbomnigbonkdabhenmifxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not cook food in pots.