Vogflap is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, merciless lobster.

Vogflap created the planet Venus nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Vogflap, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Vogflap, it will turn you into a sheep.

Vogflap's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Vogflap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not jump in public.