Jipceprak is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, irritating hyena.

Jipceprak created a charm quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Jipceprak, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jipceprak, it will come to you in dreams.

Jipceprak's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Jipceprak's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always wear gray.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Always help birds in need.

5. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.