Ripnarldumpon is a god.
She takes the form of a microscopic, self-confident
ant.
Ripnarldumpon created carbon eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Ripnarldumpon, she will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Ripnarldumpon, she will turn you into a rat.
Ripnarldumpon's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.
Ripnarldumpon's Holy Commandments1. Feed all hungry bats.
2. Never talk about fire.
3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
5. You must never eat bananas.