Bemdaggep is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, thoughtless cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Bemdaggep created Mount Everest eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bemdaggep, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bemdaggep, it will turn you into a mouse.

Bemdaggep's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Bemdaggep's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never paint your chest green.

5. Never write about cell theory.