Stanfudbog is a god.
She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, loving
aardvark.
Stanfudbog created the planet Earth nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Stanfudbog, she will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Stanfudbog, she will not invite you to parties.
Stanfudbog's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.
Stanfudbog's Holy Commandments1. Never think about amino acids.
2. Never talk about black holes.
3. Run away from magenta moths, for they are unholy.
4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
5. Do not commit murder.