Bopbumnull is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, idiotic ferret.

Bopbumnull created the Large Magellanic Cloud five million years ago.

If you believe in Bopbumnull, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bopbumnull, he will not care.

Bopbumnull's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Bopbumnull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not dye your hair white.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.