Bopbumnull is a god.
He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, idiotic
ferret.
Bopbumnull created the Large Magellanic Cloud five million years ago.
If you believe in
Bopbumnull, he will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Bopbumnull, he will not care.
Bopbumnull's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.
Bopbumnull's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
2. Do not drink alcohol.
3. Do not dye your hair white.
4. Never look at comets.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.