Larpdad is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, quiet otter.

Larpdad created an electron six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Larpdad, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Larpdad, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Larpdad's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Larpdad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Put Larpdad first in all things.