Dogmeglun is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, flying camel.

Dogmeglun created dark energy six million years ago.

If you believe in Dogmeglun, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dogmeglun, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Dogmeglun's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Dogmeglun's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five aluminium sculptures of Dogmeglun on top of important buildings.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Dogmeglun loves pigs, so they must be respected.