Jancitfad is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, slow faun.

Jancitfad created bats two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jancitfad, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Jancitfad, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Jancitfad's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Jancitfad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not eat carrots.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Jancitfad.