Zimraw is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, cheerful butterfly.

Zimraw created snails nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zimraw, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Zimraw, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Zimraw's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Zimraw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not kill cats.

3. Do not wear carbon on your body.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Always help sick birds.
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