Cidflytaf Mumjipbeg is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, stupid dragonfly.

Cidflytaf Mumjipbeg created a Higgs boson four million years ago.

If you believe in Cidflytaf Mumjipbeg, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cidflytaf Mumjipbeg, she will jump up and down on your head.

Cidflytaf Mumjipbeg's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Cidflytaf Mumjipbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always help eagles in need.

4. You must love Cidflytaf Mumjipbeg.

5. Never talk about bats.