Riggeptail is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, self-assured zebra.

Riggeptail created Mount Everest two years ago.

If you believe in Riggeptail, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Riggeptail, it will turn you into a snail.

Riggeptail's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Riggeptail's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat grapes.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.

3. Never feed aubergines to badgers while wearing gray shoes.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Retreat if three birds approach from the north.