Sabcimapp is a god.

She takes the form of a small, fussy gnu.

Sabcimapp created life nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Sabcimapp, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sabcimapp, she will turn you into a frog.

Sabcimapp's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Sabcimapp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Sabcimapp loves squirrels, so they must be respected.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.
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