Ort is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, happy rhinoceros.

Ort created a Higgs boson nine million years ago.

If you believe in Ort, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ort, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Ort's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Ort's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ort.

2. Run away from red grasshopers, for they are unholy.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not hurt cats.