Lidbapdam is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, witty goblin.

Lidbapdam created the Sombrero Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidbapdam, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Lidbapdam, she will jump up and down on your head.

Lidbapdam's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Lidbapdam's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.