Karbotlan Fagvilbimbam is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, loving fly.

Karbotlan Fagvilbimbam created a photon nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Karbotlan Fagvilbimbam, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Karbotlan Fagvilbimbam, it will destroy your home planet.

Karbotlan Fagvilbimbam's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Karbotlan Fagvilbimbam's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into green rooms.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Hide from red badgers for they are unholy.

4. Do not eat corn.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.