Barnjaphan Hoghomdap Yarpgenbest is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, slow beaver.

Barnjaphan Hoghomdap Yarpgenbest created gold nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Barnjaphan Hoghomdap Yarpgenbest, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Barnjaphan Hoghomdap Yarpgenbest, he will be very sad.

Barnjaphan Hoghomdap Yarpgenbest's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Barnjaphan Hoghomdap Yarpgenbest's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear ear rings.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Run away if nine otters approach from the north.