Hinbinhab is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, self-assured whale.

Hinbinhab created the Black Eye Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hinbinhab, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Hinbinhab, it will be mildly annoyed.

Hinbinhab's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Hinbinhab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never feed spinach to dolphins while wearing violet ear rings.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. You must pray to Hinbinhab four times a day.