Tamgigcum is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, benevolent dingo.

Tamgigcum created life four million years ago.

If you believe in Tamgigcum, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tamgigcum, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Tamgigcum's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Tamgigcum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not chop down trees.