Banmatjan is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, slow jaguar.

Banmatjan created water nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Banmatjan, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Banmatjan, it will manifest in front of you.

Banmatjan's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Banmatjan's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never think ill of sick rats.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.