Hadarfyokzan Wipbafsad is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, effective hare.

Hadarfyokzan Wipbafsad created Mount Everest seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hadarfyokzan Wipbafsad, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hadarfyokzan Wipbafsad, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Hadarfyokzan Wipbafsad's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Hadarfyokzan Wipbafsad's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. You must love Hadarfyokzan Wipbafsad.

3. Always look after injured aardvarks.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never hurt cats.