Fudhasbem is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unthinking wasp.

Fudhasbem created oxygen four million years ago.

If you believe in Fudhasbem, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fudhasbem, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Fudhasbem's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Fudhasbem's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.

4. Never talk about monkeys.

5. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.