Nutpasmig Weesinstrag is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, proud raccoon.

Nutpasmig Weesinstrag created a strange quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Nutpasmig Weesinstrag, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nutpasmig Weesinstrag, she will cry a lot.

Nutpasmig Weesinstrag's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Nutpasmig Weesinstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Worship no other gods but Nutpasmig Weesinstrag.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.