Flagpangyar is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, amazing cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Flagpangyar created dark energy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flagpangyar, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Flagpangyar, he will jump up and down on your head.

Flagpangyar's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Flagpangyar's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Flagpangyar.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always wear green.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Do not eat melons.