Benfudspag is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, selfish porpoise.

Benfudspag created a bottom quark two years ago.

If you believe in Benfudspag, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Benfudspag, it will turn you into a tree.

Benfudspag's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Benfudspag's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Feed all hungry grasshopers.

3. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always help frogs in need.