Fomgatboss is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, generous crane.

Fomgatboss created time and space three million years ago.

If you believe in Fomgatboss, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fomgatboss, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Fomgatboss' most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Fomgatboss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Erect nine titanium sculptures of Fomgatboss on top of important buildings.