Fubhudhit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, merciless yak.

Fubhudhit created an atom five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fubhudhit, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fubhudhit, it will turn you into a rat.

Fubhudhit's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Fubhudhit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.