Danwangep is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, thoughtless donkey.

Danwangep created the solar system six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Danwangep, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Danwangep, it will jump up and down on your head.

Danwangep's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Danwangep's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near moths.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never go into orange rooms.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.