Batbanwot Dutortcen is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, grumpy hummingbird.

Batbanwot Dutortcen created the Milkyway two billion years ago.

If you believe in Batbanwot Dutortcen, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Batbanwot Dutortcen, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Batbanwot Dutortcen's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Batbanwot Dutortcen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

3. Batbanwot Dutortcen loves geese, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.