Febyarpflag is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, ruthless owl.

Febyarpflag created an electron nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Febyarpflag, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Febyarpflag, he will turn you into a mouse.

Febyarpflag's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Febyarpflag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never eat strawberries.

4. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Febyarpflag on top of all buildings.

5. Never talk about snakes.