Fidrowpog is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, almighty guinea pig.

Fidrowpog created a charm quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Fidrowpog, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fidrowpog, it will not care.

Fidrowpog's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Fidrowpog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never feed garlic to monkeys while wearing pink ear rings.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not kill ants.