Omtstragflab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, ill-tempered elephant.

Omtstragflab created the Milkyway eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Omtstragflab, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Omtstragflab, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Omtstragflab's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Omtstragflab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help rats in need.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never wear mauve coats.