Vanbopbot is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, selfish dryad.

Vanbopbot created the Virgo Supercluster twelve years ago.

If you believe in Vanbopbot, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vanbopbot, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Vanbopbot's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Vanbopbot's Holy Commandments

1. Always help hamsters in need.

2. Always look after injured birds.

3. You must love Vanbopbot.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not covet oxen.