Flabbarnsab is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, omnipotent capybara.

Flabbarnsab created dark energy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flabbarnsab, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Flabbarnsab, he will turn you into a puffin.

Flabbarnsab's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Flabbarnsab's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never talk about goats.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Always obey Flabbarnsab's priests.