Cunstragcab is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unthoughtful parrot.

Cunstragcab created the Tadpole Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cunstragcab, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cunstragcab, it will turn you into a plant.

Cunstragcab's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Cunstragcab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.