Rulyikhak is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, compassionate shrew.

Rulyikhak created the planet Earth six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rulyikhak, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Rulyikhak, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Rulyikhak's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Rulyikhak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Erect a large tin sculpture of Rulyikhak on top of all buildings.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.

5. You must never eat apples.