Veennullig is a god.
She takes the form of a massive, bad-tempered
bee.
Veennullig created a bottom quark five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Veennullig, she will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Veennullig, she will curse you with boils.
Veennullig's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.
Veennullig's Holy Commandments1. Birds are not to be trusted.
2. Always help snails.
3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
4. Never sing in holy places.
5. Pray towards the south.