Bunominlit is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, almighty duck.

Bunominlit created a bottom quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bunominlit, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bunominlit, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Bunominlit's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Bunominlit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Feed all hungry otters.