Fothudkap Kapsattallidpit is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, thoughtless rhinoceros.

Fothudkap Kapsattallidpit created the Andromeda Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Fothudkap Kapsattallidpit, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fothudkap Kapsattallidpit, she will jump up and down on your head.

Fothudkap Kapsattallidpit's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Fothudkap Kapsattallidpit's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.

2. Never paint your chest blue.

3. Never mention monkeys.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never eat bark.