Fabbagdibbeg is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, fussy walrus.

Fabbagdibbeg created the planet Saturn two million years ago.

If you believe in Fabbagdibbeg, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fabbagdibbeg, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Fabbagdibbeg's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Fabbagdibbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Erect eight platinum sculptures of Fabbagdibbeg on top of important buildings.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not eat cherries.

5. Do not kill doves.