Komlarnhap is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, fast lion.

Komlarnhap created the planet Jupiter four million years ago.

If you believe in Komlarnhap, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Komlarnhap, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Komlarnhap's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Komlarnhap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never sing in the presence of sheep.