Mifmancam is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, prudent newt.

Mifmancam created matter five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mifmancam, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Mifmancam, it will turn you into a mole.

Mifmancam's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Mifmancam's Holy Commandments

1. Sharks are not to be trusted.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

4. Always help monkeys in need.

5. Do not make images of living things.