Nurtgepstigwipyog is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, temperamental centipede.

Nurtgepstigwipyog created a bottom quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nurtgepstigwipyog, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nurtgepstigwipyog, it will turn you into a sheep.

Nurtgepstigwipyog's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Nurtgepstigwipyog's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not wear tin on your body.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.