Dimbenxinbus is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, witty jackal.

Dimbenxinbus created the Large Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dimbenxinbus, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dimbenxinbus, he will turn you into a frog.

Dimbenxinbus' most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Dimbenxinbus' Holy Commandments

1. Always wear red.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not hurt gulls.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Always stare at clouds.