Gudgudlarp is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, unselfish toad.

Gudgudlarp created parasitic wasps six million years ago.

If you believe in Gudgudlarp, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gudgudlarp, it will not invite you to parties.

Gudgudlarp's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Gudgudlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always help ants.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Gudgudlarp.