Zagqueegbog is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, humorless camel.

Zagqueegbog created the planet Jupiter two years ago.

If you believe in Zagqueegbog, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Zagqueegbog, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Zagqueegbog's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Zagqueegbog's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Hide from mauve horses for they are unholy.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.