Stipvoghog is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, effective raccoon.

Stipvoghog created the planet Saturn seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stipvoghog, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Stipvoghog, he will torture you forever.

Stipvoghog's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Stipvoghog's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never talk about hamsters.

5. Do not drink water in purple rooms.